Xtreme Cliche
Time for something that is pissing me off...

There used to be a time where extreme meant something, if you jumped off a cliff on a mountain bike before opening a parachute then that was most definately extreme, if you put a heavy duty nail through the skin of your hand it would be called idiocy, but also very extreme. Now here is where i have my problem, since when was a disposable shaver extreme? When the hell did a deoderant become extreme? Im my opinion unless that disposable shaver has a nasty habit of shaving VERY CLOSE, or that deoderant is laced with a hint of acid then IT IS NOT EXTREME. I cant say i hate these so called advertising gurus who sucked the meaning out of the word extreme, but i do resent them.

Fisherman Lost At Sea!
Aint the weekend a wonderous thing, a time to relax or completely wreck yourself after a hard work of whatever you do...Saturday was tame, Sunday was a frickin wild beast!

I had the fortune of tagging along to a semi-final battle of the bands gig, I was there to show my support for my friends band 'Spontaneously Naked', I wont bore you with the intricate details but they got through to the finals, woo! Aside from the gig, i took the time to walk outside and promptly puke my guts out, I hadnt eaten anything all day and had been living on diet coke instead, It was during my time puking in the bushes near the gig that a motorbike zoomed past while pulling a wheelie, it was the same guy as the ten other times, trying to show off, only this time he skimmed a car and promptly shit himself. Inbetween blowing chunks i found the time to laugh at him and it was then that i started thinking again...why is it that people have the need to show off, even if the price could be their lives, Mr Motor-retard here could have broke his neck after flying ten foot through the air as his motorbike explodes with a mighty blast behind him, whoa, that would be a cool way to go, a tad over the top but still cool. After considering the idiocy of others I found myself considering my own and how exactly i got this burning pain in the pit of my stomach. Rewind three hours, walking back accross the road from McDonalds with a McFlurry in hand, in the middle of the road was a roundabout, I promptly asked a friend to take care of my food while i jumped onto the middle of it and started direcing the traffic, much like those New York traffic cops. Why was I doing this? Then it hit me, it was a combination of boredom and the need to show off in front of my friends, It was potentialy dangerous yes but my god it was funny.

By the way if you are wondering what the hell the title of this post has to do with the post, its there because it is the title of one of the best punk rock singalongs ever, pesonally i think it was the song that won Spontaneously Naked the gig.

Adios.

Men Hurting Themselves...Repeatedly
Jackass...I loved that show, watched every single episode including the gumball 3000, when jackass ended with its epic film I was left a mere shell of a man, I wanted more, I NEEDED more. Then I found it in Bam Margera's CKY video series, at time of posting there are four of them at the moment, each one a huge bundle of chaos, but something was still missing, and then I realised that CKY consisted of one person with a huge ammount of money to burn and frequently doing so, Im not dissing Bam or anything, its just that I wanna see people around my level doing stupid stuff like that, basically working class. I found it big time...three welsh guys and a twisted southerner hurting themselves in ways that burn the eyes and churn the stomach, it was none other that DIRTY SANCHEZ.
Pritchard, Dainton, Joyce and Pancho. Those names alone bring a smile to my face and continue to do so, oh and just to clear the confusion, SANCHEZ IS NOTHING LIKE JACKASS! ITS BETTER!
When I say better I mean much more extreme, skin piercing, cock piercing, diving naked into a field of nettle bushes and eating a pube pizza (before puking on another slice and eating that). Some people I know call it senseless filth, I call it downright hilarious shit and if you havent seen it then I beg you to do so.

Ok NEXT!!!!

White Trash, Scallys, Chavs, Townies...they follow the same trend all over the world, they are bastards united, wankers alone and friggin assholes wherever they are. Picture the scenario, you're walking past your nearest off licesnce (a liquor store for my american friends), you're minding your own business and all of a sudden, a high pitched voice cuts through the air "Hey Lad!"
I turn around to face the group, each identical wearing caps that obscure the face "Go in there and grab us a packet of ciggies will ya"
Its a nightmare scenario, what do you do? Say 'sorry mate I cant' and walk away in fear of them running after you and 'insisting' that you do it, or do you agree and become one of them?
Personally i never agree, I always walk away and if they insist on 'insisting' I swear I will shove their heads up their respective arses. Honestly every time i see one of them i cant help but thinking 'nice uniform mate' as he walks past in yet another track suit and cap with pristine white trainers (running shoes for my american friends).
What the point of this rather informative rant I hear you scream, the point is that the next time you see one, kick em in the balls for me, you will be doing humanity a favour.

Forum Assholes and other stories.
I just thought id like to highlight this problem i have, in nearly every well established forum there is some asshole who takes on the attitude of judge jury and executioner to certain threads, a couple of minutes prior one thread suffered an asshole attack, why? Because he didnt agree with it, he then proceeded to 'spoil' the thread through posting pictures of starving and dying ethiopians in a thread which was actually meant for jokes and things that make you smile...i proceeded to label him an asshole but soon gave up hope as the argument turned into some racist hawaian hybrid crap.
The moral of this story...dont be a forum asshole, its for your own benefit. Forum assholes are disliked for longer than a forum newbie who posts in the wrong places and they find that when it comes to an argument that they are loosing not many people will want to help, that is of course apart from the guy who sucks up to the asshole, but thats a story for another day.

Now onto the subject of music videos, usually i find myself flicking through the music channels with nothing but crap overloading my visual and audial senses but occasionally there is a music video gem. One such gem is the video for Linkin Park's Breaking The Habit, a great track with a great video. If my memory serves me right it was made by the same people who made the anime segment in Kill Bill Vol.1, its easy to spot, the style is unmistakeable. Im surprised its taken linkin Park this long to do this kind of video since the band take many of its influences from Japanese culture, Mike Shinoda and Joseph Hahn being the real diehards. Anyway its a cool and quirky video, BETTER THAN THE OTHER CRAP FLOATING ON THE MUSIC CHANNELS! If only it was on more often, instead we have stupid mainstream monkeys voting for the same crap over and over.

First Impressions
Well here it is, my first entry...

I think im gonna take this opportunity to have a good ol rant over Ebay. Picture the scenario, you have one minute remaining on the auction, you are on your absoultue spendimg limit, the items yours for sure right, I wish. That very thing happened to me yesterday, all was going fine untill some ass bidded the minimum above me, personally I think I needed that MP3 player more than he did. He's gonna pay for it though, some day...

Anyway enough of my yammering, whats really on my mind is the prospect of starting a band, we have the people but the equipment is another matter. Apparently we still need a drum kit and I still need a PA, oh well, it should all fall in place soon...

Lastly, I feel like crap, why? Because of a certain subject I am studying at college, its Business Studies and it is hell, especially with the teacher I have, lets just say that she is one of those that never lets you take a break in classwork or in homework, I swear im gonna have a nervous breakdown soon...